A Desperate Hosuewife

..............and a pretty desperate poet too!

Can I cum over tomorrow

‘Cos my libido hasn’t shrunk?

Can I cum over the next day

‘Cos I’m acting like a monk?

Can I cum over midweek

‘Cos your cock – it needs a dunk?

Can I cum over often

‘Cos I need your glorious spunk?

Can I cum over tomorrow

‘Cos I really need a shag?

Can I cum over the next day

‘Cos life without sex is a drag?

Can I cum over midweek

Or I’ll need a bloody fag?

Can I cum over often

Else my tits will start to sag?

Can I cum over tomorrow

‘Cos I’m desperate, I’ll be frank?

Can I cum over the next day

To play with your sexy shank?

Can I cum over midweek

‘Cos it’s you I want to thank?

Can I cum over often

And delight in seeing you wank?

Can I cum over tomorrow

‘Cos I’d like to soak your bed?

Can I cum over the next day

‘Cos I’m done in, in the head?

Can I cum over midweek

Be sexually dominant, you said?

Can I cum over often

‘Cos your pencil’s full of lead?

Can I cum over tomorrow

‘Cos I really need a buck?

(You can see where this is going!)

Can I cum over the next day

‘Cos my fanny needs a suck?

Can I cum over midweek

‘Cos my mind is full of muck?

Can I cum over often

‘Cos I really love to fuck!